Calling Dr.
Jim by Charles Peeples
He
bulled nightly onto Philly’s airwaves to the themes of “Rocky” or
“Patton,” coaxing us out of our lethargy, promising us a dose of his
energy. And he always delivered: “He’s pumped, people! He’s standing
tall, lookin’ good, and he’s here to show you how to be the best you
can be, to make this magnificent machine we call the human body
outstanding, because nobody knows bodies like the Man in the Chair,
Dr. James A., taking care of bodies in the Val-ley... let’s get it
done!”
He was James A. Corea, Ph.D., Dr. Science, ND, RPT. He’d been
doing this for 30 years, and now, in his 60s, he combined the ease
of that experience with the energy of a teen. In his personal
appearances at the WWDB Health and Fitness Fair (where he was always
the main draw) in Valley Forge, he was a mastiff let loose, charging
about in his tight shorts, dyed skin and hair, determined to make
things happen around him. If the thick torso, thinning hair and
slightly crazed face violated expectations, the animation didn’t.
You had to expect the animation if you were a listener, because this
guy had a voice.
You could win age-bets on this Voice: gentle-tough, part doc,
part-jock, who combined a reg’lar-guy street patter — Rocky Balboa
on espresso — with the earnest didacticism of a health professional.
His was a reassuring voice, always upbeat, challenging your inertia
without shaming you, including you in the realm of men and women
capable of doing big things.
“OK, Jen, You’re up... yo, Jen! Dump the diet! You can forget
these goofy fad diets... all of ’em! They don’t work, people! We
gotta get you eating like a champ... Whey protein? Yep, Jen, I like
it a lot... Fish? I have some every day. How about a bowl of pasta
with olive oil and broccoli... sound good? Thighmaster? Don’t waste
your money! Gotta do squats, people... listen up, there’s nothing
finer for the wheels and the buns... and, yo, dump those Fonda
tapes... hey, Jen (laughing), you don’t even wanna get me started on
Hanoi Jane...”
Self-labeled “to the right of Attila the Hun,” Corea evoked an
America most of us barely remember, a misty prehistoric,
pre-skepticism Camelot of safe neighborhoods, respect for authority,
wholesome ideals and the naďveté that allowed them. He had little
use for political correctness and sounded off on current events to
the dismay of his producers, who were constrained by his popularity
to keep quiet. “Profiling” was necessary, homosexuals were tolerated
with a smirk; America, love-it-or-leave-it, could do no wrong. “In a
world of compromise,” Corea would say, “some people don’t.”
On law and order: “Cop-killer? I’ll tell you
how we fix that... one of Philly’s finest puts one right between his
eyes... Pow! End of that detail... lemme tell you something,
people... that thin blue line’s all that’s between us and them...
these guys put their lives on the line for us each and every day...
Police abuse? Yeah, right! Tell that to his widow and
kids...”
On motivation: “You’re bummed ’cause you had
a bad day? Hey, I work with guys missing limbs, paraplegics, guys
who’ll never walk, or see, or gotta void through a tube into a
rubber bag... listen people, when you’ve seen that, every day’s a
good day!”
On back surgery: “Don’t do it, people...
don’t get the cut. You ask any of these same docs if they’d get cut
themselves... yo, they’re out the door, double-time!”
On sex: “OK, guys, listen up, because
tonight the Love Doctor is in the chair, and he’s gonna tell you all
the things your gals wish you knew about getting the job done in the
rack... How about a rose on the pillow? They like that? Uh-huh!
Hygiene... listen up, guys, this is numero uno! Hit that shower
first! Now, let’s talk about that other biggie: foreplay... Hey, any
you guys know about that? (laughing)... ‘Huh?’... ‘Whazzat?’ Pay
attention, guys...the Love Doc’s gonna turn you into a sexual
tyrannosaurus...
He’d been a Marine, an all-around jock from Camden who’d dabbled
in Olympic weightlifting, powerlifting and bodybuilding, and started
a supplement company (Vita-Labs) in 1958. In the ’60s, Corea was a
strength coach for the Philadelphia Eagles, then for over three
decades he operated a gym and physical rehabilitation facility,
conducted police academy fitness training and hosted a top-rated
radio show on Philly’s WWDB. In addition, he was a professor at the
Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine and one of the most
popular naturopathic physicians in the Northeast.
The
few times he ever got sick, he disguised it,
and was irritated if anyone
noticed.
Some of Corea’s idiosyncrasies were the stuff of lore, if not
legend. He’d never imbibed alcohol in his life, not even a glass of
champagne at his wedding. He was proud of his “wheels,” wearing
shorts every day of the year, even in sub-zero weather. He never
took vacations, rose at 5:30 every morning and lifted for several
hours, then ran a few miles. He always ate “like a champ” and
supplemented with a vast array of vitamins and natural supplements.
The few times he ever got sick, he disguised it, and was irritated
if anyone noticed. Some missed his humor, finding him noisy,
arrogant and regressive, especially in his attitude toward women.
One feminista, writing for The Philadelphia Inquirer, limned him as
a psychotic and the worst male chauvinist since Sean Connery. Yet he
was unfailingly patient with his callers (“just take your time,
relax, hon, I’m not going anywhere...”), never losing his cool, no
matter how insane the question, no matter how jammed the phone
lines. You had to love a guy like this, no matter what his
politics.
And we did. Tens of thousands of us found reassurance in this
Voice, this dynamo who was making being 60-something sound so robust
and ass-kicking we could look forward to it. We thought Dr. Jim
would go on forever. When he died of a heart attack on March 5, we
were stunned. He’d squatted over 500 pounds onstage at the WWDB
Fitness Fair less than a year earlier and was making his return to
radio after WWDB folded. Now, impossibly, the Voice was forever
stilled.
And just as impossibly, it seemed he’d departed with scarcely a
ripple. But he had, the silence requested by his family probably
owing to the same sort of embarrassment Corea felt at exhibiting a
cold; his death diluted his message. Inevitably there will be those
who point to his untimely demise as reason to dismiss physical
culture altogether, or as retribution for his fanaticism. They’ll be
the exceptions; most of us will continue to embrace his no-nonsense
approach to living, looking for that essence that kept him so
full-throttle happy!
He’d never let Memorial Day or Dec. 7 go by without a somber
reminder of our blessed fortune. “These colors don’t run,” a stock
Corea shibboleth, went from cornball jingoism to national mantra on
Sept. 11. One can picture his response to that day and its
aftermath, bringing with it an affirmation of many things he’d
espoused all along. He’d take it, this terrible thing, and he’d use
it. He’d make some good come of it: “Yo, people... here’s where we
show the world what we’re made of... standing tall, pulling together
when things get tough, doing what America does best, kicking ass,
taking names, getting the job done, be it on the battlefield or in
the gym... as one tough American said to others: ‘Let’s
roll!’”
Adapted from an editorial that appeared in
Musclemag
International. |